just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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