Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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