Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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