Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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