Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize