Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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