She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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