He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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