this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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