I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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