Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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