your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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