We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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