so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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