Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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