I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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