I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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