Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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