Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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