Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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