so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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