Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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