Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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