Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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