yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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