I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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