I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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