He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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