I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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