what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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