I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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