ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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