I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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