he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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