Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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