that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so let's talk penis.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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