You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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