Just cropdusted the office
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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