There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
