And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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You. Win. At. Life.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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