how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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