well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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