The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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