I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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