Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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