i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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