the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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