You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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