But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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