The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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