She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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